Songs 3

And so we have the third instalment of ‘down-down’ songs. Again I do apologise for all the swearing and the crude language. But lets face it, whats a ‘drinking’ song without a couple of F-bombs?

Song 6: (Mutual Favourite)

Where does he come from???? FINLAND!!! What does he speak FINISH!! FINISH!!!!

Song 7: (Mutual Favourite)

A zebra has two stripes, the one goes up and the other goes.... DOWN DOWN DOWN!!!

Song 8:

If you go down to the woods today, you're in for a big surprise, cause all the trees will be chopped down, down, down

(Alternative)

If you go down to the woods today, you're in for a big surprise, cause mom and dad are having a shag and aunty Gill is fucking her granddad and – all – I – wanted – was – to – go – for a PIC-NIC!

Song 9:

You’re not welcome on my ship, on my ship. You’re not welcome on my ship, on my ship.

*Cause my ship is a tanker and you’re a fucking wanker.*

You’re not welcome on my ship, ship, ship.

*Cause my ship is a yacht and you’re a fucking twat*

*Cause my tree is a oak and you’re a fucking joke*

Song 10:

Down by the station early in the morning. See all the engines standing in a row. Out comes the driver pull out his watch and ‘choo choo’, away we go go go go.

So that takes us to 10 songs so far. I am guessing most people know these ones.

But there will definitely be a few gems coming up soon.

Yours in awesomeness

Tosser