Mutual hockey, We are awesome!: March 2012

Friday, 30 March 2012

Dita Catalogue

Hi all,

I thought after all the major success I have had in term of my blogging, it was time to give back to the hockey community. So I thought I would take a moment to do some #FreeAdvertising for Shooter (in return for him finally sending me the last few match reports he owes me). So Shooter (with the help of Tippex , Sonic, Mini and Tombraider) is selling all Dita equipment.

Below you will find the catalogue for all the goods they sell. If you are interested in anything you see below, drop him an email at gvncilliers@yahoo.com - I think its time to sort out some commission......#JustSaying.

Dita, you are welcome!

Yours in Awesomeness

Tosser

Thursday, 29 March 2012

Greetings All Mutual Members

Happy Club Night Thursday J

I hope you’re all well and getting ready for season starters.

Just a couple of pointers….

Registration

We’re still outstanding on some of your registrations, I will be sending mails to those of you personally but please see that you have done your registration and sent it in. That way we can invoice you and get your reg fees and get you registered with the union before season starts. If you aren’t a registered player come the start of season (in two weeks time) you will not be eligible to play, so it’s very important that we finalize the process. It’s also the end of the month, so an idea time to budget for those fees J

Today will be your last day that you can order kit before the start of season. If you don’t have proper mutual kit, unfortunately you will not be allowed to play. The union requires that all affiliated clubs abide by this kit rule (especially in the higher leagues), so please make sure you have the appropriate kit. Sonic and Mini will be at the club tonight or mail them at kit@mutualcput.org.za

Country Districts

There will be a tournament for mens and ladies in July where the trials will happen in April. If you are in M2/L2 and lower and do not play for any touring sides (WP, SASSU, etc) then you are an eligible player for trials. The tours cost R6000pp. LADIES, I unfortunately need your answers by TODAY! If you are keen, please contact me ASAP with your details!!!!

Donation Box

We will be starting a donation box at the club for all your unwanted hockey/sporting clothes and equipment! USA will be running this. It will be donated to those that need them and is also likely to be used in the coaching clinics that we intend running this year for youth development at our neighbouring schools. The box will be held in the clubhouse once season gets running, please pop your unwanted goods in there. Your support is greatly appreciated.

Wined up

Wined up is on Sunday, come dressed in your jester outfits but be sure you’re prepared for a run around. There is also a great raffle on offer with awesome prizes! BE sure to get your raffle on… Prizes are…

1^st Prize – Ben Raich 20 year old whiskey

2^nd Prize – Print from Speedo

3^rd Prize – R500 cash

4^th Prize – 5lt Heineken Keg

5^th Prize – Dita Glove

6^th Prize – Case of Red bull

Tickets will also be on sale at the club tonight, look for Els!

That covers that for now,

Have yourselves a great day

Here to stay..........FOREVER

Danielle Moult (Bubbles)

Club Secretary

Mutual CPUT Hockey Club

082 5666 224

secretary@mutualcput.org.za

Check us out at http://www.mutualcput.org.za/pages/news.htm

Tuesday, 27 March 2012

Wined-Up 2012

Super keen for Wined-up this Sunday. You better all be there!

The post for this weekends mixed social tournament will be up as soon as I get the pics from varies people #Tatty #Randy #PG.

Greetings All Mutual Members

I hope this mail finds you all well!

Please find attached this year’s wined up pamphlet for your information. Come down and have some fun and support the club. Please let us know if you will be coming, so that we can cater appropriately! There is a very exciting raffle going around with GREAT prices, thank you to all our sponsors and organizers for those!

Also, a friendly reminder about the subs that are due as per your reg forms that you will have completed by now. With it being pay day and all, now’s a good time to put your registration fee in the budget J

A special mention must be made of those committee members (and their helpers) that have been slaving away with administration in the past few weeks to streamline the process for us all! All I see are happy faces where this admin is concerned! Good job and thank you all for the time and dedication. To the members, thank you for the co-operation. Another one to Els and his team for a great social tournament held yesterday at Mutual, it was great fun! We look forward to seeing you all at the next one.

Thank you all for your continued support and high spirits! Without you guys and your positivity, there’d be no club to go to. We look forward to bringing that with us throughout the season!

If you have any queries, please do not hesitate to contact us

Kind Regards

Here to stay FOREVER!!

Danielle Moult (Bubbles)

Club Secretary

Mutual CPUT Hockey Club

082 5666 224

secretary@mutualcput.org.za

Friday, 23 March 2012

Player Profile #17 - Import

Full Name: Dylan Samantha Parker Nickname: Import, Export

Date of birth: 15-04-1987 Star sign: Aries

Playing position: Defender Year joined the club: 2010

Import is a player that I had luckily just missed out on meeting at my previous clubs. I left Pinelands and Durbanville just before he joined. Unfortunately I forgot about my 2 year club cycle and was stuck at Mutual when he arrived from Durbanville.

Not only is Import a hockey player but a coach as well. He currently holds the record at Mutual for having two sides relegated in consecutive seasons, an amazing accomplishment. Also managing to get a side from the men’s and women’s leagues relegated. As well as most number of injuries to his players during warm ups.

He is the current holder of the indoor award, which many people at the club agree was a completely biased call from the selection(s) committee #TellThem. You will notice a few games into the season that punctuality is not in his vocabulary.

Easily one of the most skilful players at the club #TellBasil. However he feels the need to show/prove this to us in every game, practice matches even during practice drills. Most of the time getting tackled and then being labelled as one of the dribblers in the club #SillyBoy.

Quite a the romantic guy, one night a few years ago while camping un in the Cederburg. He arranged a perfectly clear night to take an unsuspecting victim star-gazing. Let’s just say what happens at Cederburg stays at Cederburg…..except this, they totally hooked up.

Has also been known to wake up in the morning, in his car after a rough night at Tiger. The guy had already left and didn’t have the decency to even pay for parking. Bubbles proving the heroine, leaving winedown to go pay for his parking.

But as much shit as we give this poor lad, he lives for hockey. Come rain, shine or a last minute sms to fill in. He will be there.

Favourite sexual position: Taking it from behind

Siblings: 1 Brother – All the talent went to him

Bra size: Varies depending on my menstrual cycle

Relationship status: It’s complicated

Favourite ‘down down’ song: You’re not welcome on our ship, on our ship. You’re not welcome on our ship, ship, ship. Cause our ship is a tanker and you’re a f*%cking wanker. You’re not welcome on our ship, on our ship.

Catch phrase:

Favourite colour: Pink

Most embarrassing moment: Caught star gazing in the Cederburg.

Weirdest/worst habit: Dribbling, yes Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

Beverage of choice: Hunters dry or pink cocktails with an umbrella

Dobble-gangers #1

After watching the series 'How I met your mother' i decided to compile my own blog of Mutual & co Dobble-gangers. Please if you 'spot' someone, take a pic and mail it to me. It has been loads of fun tracking these down.

Firstly, spotted in Singapore airport after walking around during a 4 hour stop over, we have our Movember man and self appointed fundraising committee president. Els

Secondly spotted on the internet on a......lets call it a childrens site.lol. We have Tatty. She has since left the club, which is unfortunate and her twin sister Tamara has joined us. #ChastityBelt

Next up we have one of our recently recruited players from Milnerton, Sherman. This guy was spotted in McDonalds. Probably one of the funniest things i have seen in a while and the whole staff thing im absolutely crazy. I am no longer allowed at that branch.....

Our infamous Goose makes the cut, seen below on the day of the Hannah Montana Concert. #LooksLegit

A player that has since left the club, Schalk. He went on provincial tour and upon returning coined the phrase 'Now i have to get used to this type of hockey'. #WhatANoob

Keep your eyes open and soon we will have a Dobble - Ganger challenge.
...................Still waiting for match reports from the managers. Season has already ended. #JustSaying

Yours in Awesomeness
Tosser

Thursday, 15 March 2012

Indoor Game Week #8 - Durbanville Semi's (2's)

08 March 2012

Venue: Sunningdale

Opponents: Durbanville

Playoffs arrived and the team that stood between us and a place in the final was those dutchmen from Durbanville. After being relegated last year from GC outdoor you could see there was hunger in their eyes (or maybe that's what in-breeding does #toldthem). Anyway, our boys rocked up ready and eager to play and improve on last weeks performance and to get that spot in the final.

Things to work on:

1. Making the simple, percentage pass

2. Watching for counter attacks

3. Meeting outside the circle when defending

The lads were fired up for their 2nd Semi in 2 years and were ready to do better than last year and make the final. With 2 ex-ville players we weren't sure if it was killing time or that we had agents in our ranks.

Anyway the game started and in typical fashion we were slow out of the blocks. Ville got a shorty and scored. Mutual 0- 1 Ville

We got our act together and started playing some good percentage hockey and were putting them under pressure. One or two chances went a-begging, yet eventually we got our 1st shorty and Import put it away. Mutual 1- 1 Ville

Ville were only playing on the counter and as such we dictated play and made them work hard. Eventually overlaps came and we got another shorty thanks to our two backs Curly and Luke combining. Import got another. I really thinks he hates Ville. Mutual 2- 1 Ville.

Halftime

With an inspired team-talk, Mutual came back out and completely dominated the 2nd half. Ville managed a lucky breakaway and luckily got a shorty which the put away. Mutual 2- 2 Ville

Not letting that get to us, Brundle decided to show everyone how to play and schooled the whole team with some linkup play with Mattas (new recruit) and got another shorty. Deciding it was too easy by himself Import slipped to Fanny who put it away. Mutual 3- 2 Ville

Dutch decided to finally wake up and made a great double-run which he picked up from Curly and we ended up getting another shorty. Import decided to get his hatrick. Mutual 4- 2 Ville

Well done to Mattas for getting his debut, and for Giger for not conceding... O wait.

Not one for the record books, especially with each goal being from a shorty, but a win all the same that puts us into the final.

Final vs Pine Vets: Thursday 15th March 7pm @ Sunningdale

Yours in Brilliance

Mighty 2s

Indoor Game Week #9 vs. Durbanville(Vikings)

After the dismal performance two weeks ago against Reddam, the boys were pumped to take on the Durbanville side we beat earlier in the season.

Points to ponder:

1. Just cause they don’t have a keeper doesn’t mean it’s easy to score #tellbasil

2. When they have an extra player on the field this equals overlap, don’t leave the backs helpless

3. Just cause Goose doesn’t always raff the way we like let’s just move on.

4. Stop shouting at the raffs!

5. Good conversions when they happened.

11 March 2012

Venue – SANDF

Opposition – Durbanville (Sluggers)

As we walked into the SANDF hall we saw jubilation on some the titans players faces, as there win earlier in the evening meant they were on top of the log (not sure if the excitement was being top or being on top for the first time #ifyouknowwhatimean). So with the Titans 1 point ahead on the log and the last two games needing to be must wins for our Vikings team we got started quickly in the warm up. Taking shots at the keeper, missing a number, testing the shortcorners missing a number of those and saying we saving them for the game.

As always the Sluggers rocked up with no keeper and no afro dude (that’s rusty) realising that the team would probably rely on lance considerably to carry them through. This became evident at the beginning of the 1^st half when they continually passed to him and when he returned their passes they screwed it up.

The first half was a tight affair and as we slowly got into a rhythm we realised that this half was going to be a toughie, as they had 6 running players and they used this to their benefit on attack, leaving one of their strikers pretty high. We moved the ball pretty well during the first period still trying to find the player top D from the back instead of working the ball up, we were fortunate enough to have the Sluggers back stick hero playing cause that guy just hits the whole time and turns over possession to us!

Our first goal of the evening went to Speedbump who received a pass from Bruce deep in the corner, Bruce had worked his way around from the middle of the field drawing 2 players and leaving Speedbump opening with acres of space to put the goal away.

The sluggers pulled one back in a great overlap fashion not giving the defenders or the keeper much of a chance Vikings 1 – 1 Sluggers

We continued to place pressure on their team and with some devilish runs by Bruce, Speedbump, Spud and Dazz, we got ourselves a few short corners.

Our first shortcorner of the game we discussed what would happen (Bruce push, I stop and Dazz said “if you stop it dead I will take it off your stick and flick”) so Bruce pushed I stopped it dead and Dazz………………………. Did nothing. After lance had taken the ball and run down field I looked at Dazz and he looked me as if to say what did I do wrong, I think he may just have been shocked that I actually stopped it.

Our pressure eventually turned into another goal, Elsie received a ball on the boards and turned into traffic, the defender not wanting to commit to a tackle I pulled the ball left and then right, then left again and again right, I actually was surprised that I could do it but I pulled him of the baseline and went around him and gave a sneaky back pass to Speedo who put the goal away, while running back to my position at right back I reminisced about the pulls and wondered when last I was able to pull anything like that, then I remembered my wife and I smiled! (sorry about that) Vikings 2 – 1 Sluggers

So going into half time we were 2 – 1 up against a team with no keeper, we were attacking well but our passes were too long and were too few. The half time discussion was positive and I felt pretty eventful we all listened and said we would try do what everyone said.

The second half started off with a bang, we continued attacking create numerous chances, and creating tons of space with taking the quick pass.

We made every effort to keep possession and we were rewarded with a great goal by Speedbump, Dazz received the ball on the right and pushed into the D, was tackled and retrieved the ball after another tackle on the opposition and layed up the ball sweetly for Speedbump to convert an easy goal #tellbasil. Vikings 3 – 1 Sluggers

After realising the short corners weren’t working to well in the second half we went with our secret weapon, for our first shorty of the 2^nd half and let KFM have a chance, after banning him from the short corners in the previous game. I think it paid off cause he put a lot of power into the flick and put it straight into the back of the net, shaking of his goal drought! Vikings 4 – 1 Sluggers

Our last goal of the evening was scored by Speedbump, but I think we should credit it to Tampon, cause he missed Dazz’s tackle using his foot on the half way line the Sluggers stopping and waiting for the blow only for nothing to happen and dribbling into the D and laying it off to Speedbump for the score! Vikings 5 – 1 Sluggers

The Sluggers were desperate to get back into the game and consistently attacked our D, having a high lying striker creating the constant overlap, and having a number of short corners awarded to them, they were not able to convert.

Eventually after numerous attacking options out our goal they were able to pull one back, I’m surprised the guy scored the goal after I hit 6 times in his stomach while he was going around me! #typicaldutchman Vikings 5 – 2 Sluggers.

Our supporters were convinced we scored six but no one wants to claim the 6^th goal or can even remember it being scored so we will leave the final score 5 – 2.

We had a number of chances go a miss and the best of those being speedbump with opening goals pushing the ball toward goal turning around in celebration only to hear the ball hit the post and rebound out, he literally was about to do a cart wheel, only to realise he was a fail! lol

Mention must be made of the some passes which were a little dodge from Kfm (I think with him and bollie coaching together this season things have been rubbing off and the hospital pass is one of them) but other than that he wasn’t too bad!

So going into our last game we need to win or draw to win the League, this is the M5 Final,

Vikings (1^st) Vs. Titans(2^nd) at Sunningdale Thursday 19:30.

It’s going to be an interesting fixture! Pull through if you keen!

Your Movember man and self apppointed Fund-raising committe president

Els

Indoor Game Week #7 - WPCC (2's)

Things to work on:

1.Not rushing play

2. More rotations and stretching field (yet again)

3. Marking and close space on defence

28 February 2012

Venue: Sunningdale

Opponents: WPCC

With this game being our last before playoffs as well as us wanting to confirm top spot, the guys arrived relaxed yet ready to go. Wpcc being Wpcc rocked up with 4 players and forfeited the game. Wanting the side to get gametime Bondi helped out Wpcc (#sign of things to come). (Tosser - finds WPCC reg forms and mails Bondi #FU)

Little sooner had the game started than Bondi had already scored after running through the team. #Fail Mutual 0 - 1 Wpcc (Tosser - I have seen Bondi play.......i doubt this happened)

With Mutual not in the game at all Wpcc passed it around them and got another. Mutual 0 - 2 Wpcc

Mutual finally strung some passes together which eventually resulted in a shorty. Import continuing his run of form and slotting top left. Mutual 1- 2 Wpcc

The lads were not holding the ball well and as such Wpcc were finding it easy to get circle entries. A shorty was forced and put away. Mutual 1- 3 Wpcc. #cleansheetonedaygiger.

This wasn't a good time for the 2s as they had only been in this position once before and it showed. Bickering like little bitches made it easier for Wpcc as the middle wasn't held and Bondi picked up a pass and ran down the spine of the field eventually being closed but performed the best and obvious stick-block ever over. Bondi could be heard giggling to himself. #wellreffedgoose Wpcc scored from the resulting shorty. Mutual 1- 4 Wpcc Halftime

A nice kakout session ensued during the break and Mutual came out looking ready to get into the game. With us finally keeping the ball for more than 10 seconds, a shorty was found and Import put away another. Mutual 2- 4 Wpcc

Mutual now thought that they were in the clear yet forgot that defending was a big part of the game. An overlap on the right gave Bondi an easy tap-in. Mutual 2- 5 Wpcc

It was at this time that Skywalker and Fanny had had enough and decided to go off at the team. A noticeable improvement started to show and eventually we had an overlap Fanny had a 2 on 1 which he put away. Mutual 3- 5 Wpcc

With the pace really picking up and we finally playing hockey we got another shorty which Import put away for his hatrick. Mutual 4- 5 Wpcc

Mutual changed formation and it seemed to be working, as Dutch got a pass in the top lefthand corner and gave a 45 ball to Brundle who slotted it in. Mutual 5- 5 Wpcc

With the game now getting quite cagey Mutual pushed forward with numbers but a quick turnover led to a 1 on 1 between Bondi and Giger and it was an easy goal thru his legs. Mutual 5- 6 Wpcc

4 minutes to go and Curly decided to take it upon himself. He made a tackle with his customary 3 points (knee on the ground), but gooses great reffing let him play on and Curly ran the whole field to get a shorty, ironically off their guys 3 points. Import put it away. Mutual 6-6 Wpcc

After a quick restart some sloppy marking let Wpcc into the circle and got another. Mutual 6- 7 Wpcc

Not to be outdone, Skywalker gave a great ball through which Wilson deflected straight into the keeper. With years of experience (and I mean yeeeeears), Wilson calming controlled it and beat the keeper. Mutual 7 -7 Wpcc

Sloppy game by our lofty standards yet much better 2nd half. Besides good prep for Semi-final.

Mutual 4- 0 Wpcc (forfeit)

Well done as well to the 2s for topping the log. 5 wins and 1 draw put us top with 16 points. Durbanville next up in Semi-final. (Tosser - Seems like Bondi is just as useful to a Non-Mutual side whether he is wearing the green of Mutual or not.....#TellHim)

Brilliance personified

Mighty 2s

Indoor Game Week 6 - vs CDM Pink Panthers (3s)

22 February 2012

Venue: Sunningdale

Opponents: CDM Pink Panthers

After half the team not able to make the Sunday match, due to various other functions, tests and laziness. We recruit last minute replacements. Who only succeeded in making us arrive 5 minutes before game time. Thanks brundle....

On arriving we saw that an old member of mutual was to face us. Guava was back and playing for the old timers of Cafe Del Mar Pink Panthers. Bollie stepped up to ump with a cluess counter part. Who through out the game picked on Curly trying to get him to say something stupid, but ill get to that in a second...

The game got of to a slow start and as per usual we let the opposition in the game early Dorathy again opened our account with a flick from a Shorty with CDM equalizing soon afterwards. however time and time again the old timers chirped away like little birds and soon Grandpa was green carded and send to go chill on the bench while dorathy lay angrly on his back like a upside down turtle, but oh the death stare.... and the birds kept on chirping ( Tosser - is this where #AwkwardTurtle comes from....)

Soon enough we were 2-1 up and this did not sit well with CDM, and the chirping just got louder. Soon Bollie had warned one of their players for the last time... and he angry walked away swearing under his breath he walked over to near where i was sitting on the bench. And i couldn't help it I niggled him and a 'conversation' blossomed until Bollie had had enough, CDM player down, YELLOW.

Then less than a minute latter Pappa decided to display another bad tackle and back chat Bollie when warned once again...oh well CDM two players down. But yet we couldnt convert the opportunity (must have been because i was still on the bench). Tosser - Somehow i highly doubt that.

One more goal before the half time to bring the score to 3-1. A quick chat saying we can beat these guys and were back at them. and beat them we did knocking in 5 goals with even me scoring (Prove I didn't Deny) finishing them of completely. (Tosser - That must have been the quickest 2nd half i have ever heard about....2 lines?!)

Final Score: 3rds 8 - 2 CDM Pink Panthers

Next Game:

Sunday 4th March 4pm @ Sunningdale vs Milnerton RD

Regards

the guys with the candy

Goose

Indoor Game Week #7 vs. Reddam B (Vikings)

28 February 2012

Venue: SADF

Opponents: Reddam B

After an unfortunate loss to the Milnerton gingers at Sunningdale, we were back on the court at SANDF #Cheesegrater. The team rocking up 1 by 1 ready for amazing win. With our youngster Spud ''Jordan'' keen for a game but starting on the bench. Sucks to be the youngster in the team lol..

The amazing Speedbump (Els – “this report was done by Speedbump”) with his good heart gave the ball to Reddam boys to start off the match, then out of nowhere Dazz went to the centre spot and took the ball away from the youngster. The boy was so scared to ask for the ball back that he just left it for Dazz.

Dazz then showed he’s not so bad and started off the game by passing it to Reddam, the youngsters moved the ball really well and showed us why they call us old. But it was not long before we stole the ball back and made some good runs having inherited the 1^st teams eating disorder where no platter could even be touched.

Eventually our 1st goal was scored by a nice break by Dazz, as he got into the D laid off a small square past to Speedbump who finished it off. (clearly speed bump was hungry cause this was platter #8 and he eventually put it away)

Vikings 1 - Reddam 0

Speedbump realising that maybe he should let someone else try he goes off for Spud, the tactical change worked and not long after we had another break threw and a nice pass to Spud ended with him show us how a 15 year old dances around the keeper and puts it away in the net.

Vikings 2 – Reddam 0

After the start Reddam made a number of good runs attacking our D, with their set movements and forcing the error making us give away a shorty. Reddam done there thing, don't ask me what they did but all I saw was ball going through Stings (Keeper) legs. I think sting honestly was beaten by the shear slowness of the ball!

Half time score Vikings 2 - Reddam 1

Half time arrived and we chatted about how we need to work on our shorty’s and how these youngsters are making us run around like headless chicken. Unfit *Monday night is Fitness night, we always there, Jokes*!!

The 2nd half started with the Reddam boys unsure as to whether or not to pass to us or keep the ball themselves, they saw Dazz was close by so they decided to pass it to us. The game started and obviously we were in control again (Speedbump they passed it to you so you should be in control #justsaying), we continued to bombard their D with probing runs but honestly I believe that no one really wanted to score simple goals! Point in reference, out of nowhere Dazz puts 1 away in the top corner. It was a little childish cause the kid in goals was about Basticks height and couldn’t even jump high enough to get there, not easy #tellbasil

Vikings 3 - Reddam 1

We steal possession from the kids, Kfm makes a run upfield before youngster comes and tackles Kfm to the floor, Kfm wasn’t really sure if he should stand up or stay down, that was a heavy tackle and only 4 people tackle like this Vis, Floppy, Puppy and Hassie, I think we found their lost sons. #tellthem (Tosser - Illegitimate children - Or the son of Duncan Mccloud #Highlander for the stupid people)

Bruce (who was on a mission to get his assists up for the season and get his nomination for MVP set in stone) made a nice run straight into the corner, and in an attempt to get the short corner / pass off he layed it back for Speedo to finish an easy chance. (Platter #17 consumed)

Vikings 4 - Reddam 1

A through pass goes to Spud from Speedo. Making a good run until keeper tackles him, I just saw feet in the air and Basticks younger brother still standing while Spud was lying on the ground, clearly that low centre of Gravity thing is true (except when you crying #tellhim).

Keeper 1 - Spud 0

Not long after Spuds upending the ball goes back to him and pulls the keeper and slips it passed him.

Keeper 1 - Spud 1

Vikings 5 - Reddam 1

Dazz with a good run down the boards, then down the baseline making a good pass to Speedbump who missed it completely. Epic Fail i know!! Dazz said 'the ball jumped over my stick as it got to me', I think he was trying to make me feel better after platter miss #56.

Spud finished it off with another goal, getting his hatrick. Keeper K.O !! Vikings 6 - Reddam 1

The guys played very well but there is some work to been done. We are complacent and not taking our chances! We need to make every effort to put away the platters and Spud if you standing on the post you need to deflect the ball towards goal and not across the face!

Bottom line.. we won!!

End score

Vikings 6- Reddam 1

Your Movember man and self apppointed Fund-raising committe president

Els

Wednesday, 14 March 2012

Player Profile #16 - MaHolly

Full Name: Holly Rebbecca Clark Nickname: MaHolly, T-Rex, Chi-Chi

Date of birth: 16-09-1986 Star sign: Virgo

Playing position: Kitchen / Bedroom Year joined the club: 2006

I know I have spoken in depth about how Vis managed to bag Spur. But an even bigger mystery (more than bigfoot or the existence of extra-terrestrial’s) is how this woman has stayed with me for so long, almost 5 ½ years already. Then getting her to say yes or ‘Ja” when I popped the question was even more of a surprise for me than it was for the rest of you.

I met MaHolly years before I was a sports hero and world renowned blogger. Back in the day when people could still go to Edward Street and feel good about themselves the next morning. When you could fill up your car for R200 and going out for a big night could be easily done with R100. I met her outside of what was then Vaca Mata, this is probably the reason I have a huge connection with Hooters.

Known as T-Rex in her earlier days at the club for her ability to get smashed. Also because her arms become shorter and she starts to make dinosaur noises. One of the faithful supporters of Mutual that has been around the club for a couple of years. You will find her at most of the games, silently supporting. It seems like this upcoming 2012 season she will be spending most of her time at the grass fields. Damn it.

It has been said that she has an amazing taste in men. She recently went to the traffic department , applied and is now the holder of an official designated drivers licence. A celeb in her own right, below we have a picture that Jo-Anne Strauss asked for me to take with MaHolly.

Recently becoming my new roommate, this lucky gal looks like she is going to be stuck with me for life. If no one knows yet, we will be jetting off to Malaysia soon. So this will be my last post for a while. And if this post is up, it means I obviously survived my bachelors and she said yes at our wedding.

Favourite sexual position: With Darren

Siblings: Robyn Clark

Bra size: 34 Z

Relationship status: Married – Hopefully for a while

Favourite ‘down down’ song: Here’s to Maholly and the way she does the hoola!! Here’s to Maholly on the way she does the Hoola!!! The Hooooooooollllaaaaaaa!!!! Ho la ho la la

Catch phrase: Darren we going now, I’M GONA GET CHAMPAGNE WASTED!!!

Favourite colour: Pink

Most embarrassing moment: Probably having Rexy attend the last two hockey dances. Passing out in the car after 2010’s dance and this year walking around barefoot through Tiger & Stadium on Main.

Weirdest/worst habit: Emptying Darren’s wallet at Tygervalley

Beverage of choice: Brutal Fruit Lemon, JC Le Roux, Chocolate tequila, Ponchos, Caramel Vodka

My signature dish is: Lasagne (Awesome lasagne)

Thursday, 1 March 2012

The MCPUT Committee for 2012

So iv decided to take the time to introduce you to the committee for 2012 with the added bonus of linking their player profiles to this post, hopefully it works. If it doesn't just hit refresh and then its fine.

Chairperson: Tony Hugget (Huggs)
Contact details: 082 807 4385
Email address: huggetts@iafrica.com