Full Name: Hayley Nel Nickname: Snail
Date of birth: 08-10-1987 Star sign: Libra
Playing position: CF (any forward) Year joined the club: 2007
Let me first say that it was so annoying filling in Snails questionnaire. The ‘A’ button on her blackberry broke so she has been using ‘@’ which means I can’t copy/paste her answers. WHAT a mission, you won’t believe how many times you use ‘a’ when typing (23 times so far #justsaying)
Our little Snail has really blossomed over the years. But saying this, you have more chance of living thru an atom bomb detonation than seeing her in heels more than once a year. And that day would be the hockey dance, until about 9.lol. And her notorious loud laugh could probably be heard in another country
Snail is our local tennis pro and you know what they say about tennis pro’s. Selecting Tiger as her home ground, having numerous victories against various opponents. ‘Eye’-ing out the ‘short’ competition and having a ‘bang’ of a good time scoring points. Do you see what I did there. Lol
Favourite sexual position: Reverse wheelbarrel death roll. That’s how I roll.
Siblings: 2 older brothers
Would you say your sibling is sexy? No, I got all the good looks ;) they got the brains
Bra size: 34A
Relationship status: Single
Favourite ‘down down’ song: Here’s to Snail she’s so blue, she’s a drunken thru and thru. She’s a basterd so they say, tried to go to heaven but she went the other way. Singing 1,2,3,4,5
Catch phrase: (deep breath) ……………………… BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAH, True story
Favourite colour: Green
Most embarrassing moment: I own all of them though. I've mastered the art of laughing at myself
Weirdest/worst habit: weirdest...umm...not sure actually. Worst...smoking
Beverage of choice: Savannah Light, Vodka
My signature dish is: Braai, bacon&eggs...lol
(and that was 123 ‘A’s #justsaying)
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