Player Profile #16 - MaHolly

Full Name: Holly Rebbecca Clark                              Nickname: MaHolly, T-Rex, Chi-Chi

Date of birth:  16-09-1986                                         Star sign: Virgo

Playing position: Kitchen / Bedroom                           Year joined the club: 2006

I know I have spoken in depth about how Vis managed to bag Spur. But an even bigger mystery (more than bigfoot or the existence of extra-terrestrial’s) is how this woman has stayed with me for so long, almost 5 ½ years already. Then getting her to say yes or ‘Ja” when I popped the question was even more of a surprise for me than it was for the rest of you.

I met MaHolly years before I was a sports hero and world renowned blogger. Back in the day when people could still go to Edward Street and feel good about themselves the next morning. When you could fill up your car for R200 and going out for a big night could be easily done with R100. I met her outside of what was then Vaca Mata, this is probably the reason I have a huge connection with Hooters.

Known as T-Rex in her earlier days at the club for her ability to get smashed. Also because her arms become shorter and she starts to make dinosaur noises. One of the faithful supporters of Mutual that has been around the club for a couple of years. You will find her at most of the games, silently supporting. It seems like this upcoming 2012 season she will be spending most of her time at the grass fields. Damn it.

It has been said that she has an amazing taste in men. She recently went to the traffic department , applied and is now the holder of an official designated drivers licence. A celeb in her own right, below we have a picture that Jo-Anne Strauss asked for me to take with MaHolly.

Recently becoming my new roommate, this lucky gal looks like she is going to be stuck with me for life. If no one knows yet, we will be jetting off to Malaysia soon. So this will be my last post for a while. And if this post is up, it means I obviously survived my bachelors and she said yes at our wedding.

Favourite sexual position: With Darren

Siblings: Robyn Clark

Bra size: 34 Z

Relationship status: Married – Hopefully for a while

Favourite ‘down down’ song: Here’s to Maholly and the way she does the hoola!! Here’s to Maholly on the way she does the Hoola!!! The Hooooooooollllaaaaaaa!!!! Ho la ho la la

Catch phrase: Darren we going now, I’M GONA GET CHAMPAGNE WASTED!!!

Favourite colour: Pink

Most embarrassing moment: Probably having Rexy attend the last two hockey dances. Passing out in the car after 2010’s dance and this year walking around barefoot through Tiger & Stadium on Main.

Weirdest/worst habit: Emptying Darren’s wallet at Tygervalley

Beverage of choice: Brutal Fruit Lemon, JC Le Roux, Chocolate tequila, Ponchos, Caramel Vodka

My signature dish is: Lasagne (Awesome lasagne)