Full Name: Donovan John Hiles Nickname: Piles aka Tourettes
Date of birth: 04-10-1985 Star sign: Libra
Playing position: Forward, Link, Indoor back (aka position slut) Year joined the club: 2009 (I think)
Where do I start with this boykie. Another one of the Edgemead Maffia. Was part of the 1st team Edgemead Hockey side back in the glory days (when I was captain). Pretty much following the Williams family on their crusade to play at every club possible, Bellville, Durbanville, then he decided to have a brief stint in Knysna. We all still think it was to pursue his tik smoking career.
Coming back to Cape Town, he made the silly mistake of joining Cape Town Hockey Club and has regretted that decision since then. Finally he made up his mind and decided to don the green and blue of Mutual. Having a great first season. Lately thou, Piles has become rather tactful (must be rubbing off from Vis because they have started hanging out a bit much) and quite a bit of a potty mouth. Developing a liking to one of his team mates who seems to bear the brunt of most of his abuse, but let’s face it, he probably deserves it.
He holds the position of match secretary and lets be honesty, any guy who has the position of secretary should not be taken seriously. He also is quite a decent cook, well he has to be otherwise he would be eating burnt toast for the rest of his life. Secretary and cooks well…..hmmm, I think we should start to worry about him.
Favourite sexual position: Anything I can get
Siblings: Yes, one. – And she is a belter
Would you say your sibling is sexy? Sies! That question is definitely for you! – But YES, I know for a fact that during high school Donny was hiding a belter in his house….one that used to give us free booze. I miss Benita.
Bra size: I could probably fill an A
Relationship status: Engaged
Favourite ‘down down’ song: It’s not what you do, but the way that you do it, that makes you such a P&^%
Catch phrase: Noob
Favourite colour: Green
Most embarrassing moment: Pee'd myself in sub A during class, just couldn’t hold it! Being caught boogerhanded picking my nose under my desk at Primary School. – And I thought he was going to talk about the time on matric weekend when he woke up after a huge night and 2 hours later found a filled condom between his cheeks….just saying.
Weirdest/worst habit: I like to plant shit. (I think he means seeds, he likes to plant seeds) and being neat....just weird for a guy
Beverage of choice: Castle light, "Spiced Gold" (brandy...sshhhh)
Full Name: Dominique Kate Judd Nickname: PG, Noob
Date of birth: 06-11-1987 Year joined the club: 2011
Star sign: Um....(hold please, google) Scorpio Playing position: Forward
Since they are a newly engaged couple, I thought I would add PG to his profile. Just recently finding out she has a sister I’m calling shotgun. There have been rave reviews of her amazing planning skills and she is always the first person to get any joke thrown out in a conversation. lol
Out of consideration for her fiancé she has used her spare time to become a volunteer fire fighter after a ‘little’ mishap in which she almost burnt down the whole complex. Apparently this has now become her signature dish. Having a good first season at the club and slotting in a couple goals, one can’t help to mention that she would get so many more if she could just rock up to practice on time.
Favourite sexual position: Helicopter, whirlwind, tornado
Siblings: Sister – yes please!!!
Would you say your sibling is sexy? Of course she is! Here is her number 074 194 4998
Bra size: no comment…..im not liking this no comment. *ruffels thru PGs closet* …….32B
Relationship status: Engaged
Favourite ‘down down’ song: A zebra’s stripes are black and white. One goes up, the other goes down down down
Catch phrase: huh? What? ……………………….oooooooh, I get it now.
Favourite colour: Coral Pink……. (No idea)
Most embarrassing moment: Too many to mention one...
Weirdest/worst habit: Leaving shoes almost strategically placed around the flat
Beverage of choice: Savanna Lite
My signature dish is: Trying not to burn the ceiling...
The filled condom somehow had a knott tied it in with an emergency stash of conditioner...just Saying. And who brings conditioner to a guys weekend????
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