Player Profile #9 - Tatty

Full Name: Tamara Tashlyn Thomas                             Nickname: Tatty, How Much, Major, Cray

Date of birth:  09-08-1988                                           Star sign: Leo (ggrrrrr)

Playing position: Half                                                    Year joined the club: 2011

This gem was recruited to the club after it was found out that she has a Jacuzzi. YES a Jacuzzi. Which has actually been quite useless since I have never been in said Jacuzzi.

Growing up in the valley, a town far, far away. Too far to drive to without packing a lunch and supplies. There are two passport checks from civilization to her house, so make sure your passports are ready because I have been told that a Jacuzzi party is on the cards. Costumes are optional.

Also known as the chick with the Red Bulls, looking for any reason to bring red bulls to the party. Putting us all on a caffeine rush then causing us to crash, badly. Not even the next day, we are given take away red bulls to keep us going til Wednesday. Then it literally feels like you are at deaths door. No more caffeine so you are tired and the hang over you got rid of thanks to the red bull, comes back with vengeance….. You will spend most of your time in the fetal position or crying.

Known after the hockey dance as the chick with the long nails. Funny that her profile is on top of Bondi, somethings never change.  Always has her party hats out for a good time, but was recently left with a very sour taste in her mouth after a night out. Really enjoys a bit of Lemon with her tequila.

Favourite sexual position: uuuhhhhmmmmm, do I have to choose?!?!?

Siblings: Younger sister Stephanie

                Would you say your sibling is sexy? I guess so - INCEST, a game the whole family can play!!!

Bra size: 36 C

Relationship status: Single aka slapper

Favourite ‘down down’ song: We are the World, we are the children…We get f#ch drunk every night drink drink drink drink

Catch phrase: Amazeballs, Redick & Imagine

Favourite colour: red, pink, black (depends on my mood)

Most embarrassing moment: toooooo many to mention, im doing stooopid shit all the time!!!

Weirdest/worst habit: I have a rubber arm (tisk tisk)

Beverage of choice:  Castle light or jack, lime & soda

My signature dish is: roti & butter chicken and Choc cake