Player Profile #3 - Bubbles

Full Name: Danielle Moult                                              Nickname: Bubbles

Date of birth:  03-11-1983                                             Star sign: Scorpio

Playing position: On the field – half                                 Year joined the club: 2004

Aaaaaaah yes, Bubbles. Where do I start with this one. She ended off her schooling days at Fairburn College, studying further at Cape Tech with a degree in food technology. For those folk who are not in the know, basically she studied after to be able to cook for ‘her husband to be’. Ladies this is a very smart idea for those single girls out there striving to be a married woman, barefoot, pregnant and having full control of everything and anything that needs to be done…..in the kitchen.

She briefly tried to escape the awesomeness that is Cape Town (apparently for work purposes) but soon realised that she could not live without us. So relocating back to Cape Town from that ‘no beach’ town of Johannesburg she settled in quickly again, as if she hadn’t left and was just away on vacation.

FYI, as a man and a good friend, I have tried to invite myself over to experience this further studying type of cooking to no avail. She hasn’t even brought back food from work and packed a lunch for me….kak friend (too soon). Bubbles has become one our go to girl at the club when things need to be organised such as costumes for best dress – and yes she does a great job, we did win the Movember tournament. But still I expect to be wined and dined. She is hopefully in the kitchen right now making me an apology sandwich.

Favourite sexual position: there’s too many to pick just one!

Siblings: Brother - Jody and Sister - Liezl

                Would you say your sibling is sexy? Ummmm what??? (insert incest weirdo here) Why would I care if my sibling is sexy, this is the south of Africa, not the south of AMERICA.

Bra size: N/A - lets say 32 B (B standing for Brundle handful)

Relationship status: In a relationship.

Favourite ‘down down’ song: “There she goes just a walking down the street, so I f*$ked her, f*$ked her, f*$ked her, f*$ked her”

Catch phrase: Gooood jooob

Favourite colour: Yellow

Most embarrassing moment: I don’t get embarrassed, I get more Osome… Ok that’s a lie… getting hit in the ‘area’ during a king stingers game and upon taking a jump back in the shock of it all, actually ended up jumping backwards down an embankment…. There was no tucking, but definitely lots of rolling and bouncing and scraping of skin… in my bikini… in front of about 20 hockey mates.

Weirdest/worst habit: Being inappropriate maybe?

Beverage of choice: Soco Lime

My signature dish is: Tied for first is Potjie and brekkie sarmies