Player Profile #21 - KFM

Full Name: Paul Bazil Canterbury                        Nickname: Kfm, Capo, K

Date of birth:  11-07-1985                                    Star sign: Cancer

Playing position: Sweeper                                   Year joined the club: 2006

  

KFM by virtue of his nickname is one of those guys always on the airwaves always trying to find the next person to add to the clan. KFM is by far the biggest recruitment competition for Vis and Tosser. (He also stands by our rule of the younger the better) KFM hails from Edgemead the so called land of broomsticks and banana’s, along with a number of Mutual men who have joined the club from EHS.

He is a major hockey enthusiast and at one stage could be found coaching daily at St Cyprians in town and coming to the turf to train after (much like import and raff, is it helping them #justasking).

But he has grown up now and is a working lad. Running a window washing business Apex Window cleaners (no he doesn’t stand at robots with a bottle and a squidgy).

KFM was the inspiration behind the Sexual sixes of 2010, the team everyone wanted to be in and which had more reserves then an American football team (Personally i really think it was the high quality coaching they received), the 5^th team that year couldn’t field a full side cause no one wanted to play for them!

Definitely from Edgemead - Here he is in class (KnifeSkills 101)

He has moved onto player coaching this year’s 4^th team and is aiming to get them promoted! (lets try get some of them to pass and you are 90% there.) 

Relationship status: Single

Favourite sexual position: what you call a cocktail without alcohol… true story

Siblings: Sister,

 Would you say your sibling is sexy? damn straight!!! LMFAO based a song on her ask Speedbump (Els – Speedbump started sending Claire Facebook messages after seeing at a game once, and after the discussion had finished he proceeded to ask her not to tell KFM)

Bra size: So many choices

Favourite ‘down down’ song: Where does he come from???? FINLAND!!! What does he speak FINISH!! FINISH!!!!

Catch phrase: Someone find that whistle a ref please,

Favourite colour: Green

Most embarrassing moment: on a camp I went on there was a gipo outbreak so they ran out of toilet paper. So I was on the bog doing my thing and then realised the role is finished, 2 options pull up pants… not a chance so I ran across the field to the sound of cheering, to the showers where I cleaned up… try beat that embarrassing moment.

Weirdest/worst habit: procrastinating!!

Beverage of choice: Castle lite or SoCo and Lemonade

My signature dish is: Braai, home-made beef ravioli( even make the pasta fresh) - Technically this question was for woman only....

Oh Shit moment - In about 0.35 seconds he will be making sand angels...face down