Bubbles Braai (10-12-2011)

It was a beautiful summer’s day and a perfect time for a little club get together at Bubbles house. For some reason I got roped into arriving early to help. I was basically just there to delegate and for moral support. When I arrived there, it brought a tear to my eye to see that everyone was at work already and knew their place.

I got a little bored during the set up since I wasn’t doing anything. So I decided to have a walk around, ok fine I went into bubbles room to snoop and steal her underwear. I am sure all of u deserves an explanation for the…let's call them ‘products’ she keeps on her bedside table.

Ok, the first one is understandable, strawberry body paint. Yes I tasted it, and yes its not too bad. Tastes a little like Nesquick. 

This however needs explaining, what exactly do you need Mango chilli relish, sweet chilli sauce and pesto for…in your bedroom. I mean I have heard of some pretty kinky things. But mango chilli relish? I really hope your mom is reading this blog then she can be as worried as the rest of us are at this point and get you the help you need.

Moving along swiftly, we then moved onto a few games of what I thought was naked twister. Apparently these people only like the children’s version so I was quickly disqualified. For some reason they gave me the spinny thing and got me to shout directions. WOW, did they have no idea, let me let you in on a little secret. When you have three ladies (Bubbles, Spur and Tatty) playing twister in minimal clothing and you get to tell them what positions they have to get into J I don’t think I called out anything I actually spun.

After their game, I let Spur in on my amazing scheme and she then did the exact same thing for the next game. Piles and Mona both getting a face full of Vis. Pretty sure Vis got to second base without even realising it.

Congratulations to Pengus who has joined the sad club of engaged people. Obviously I still blame Vis and Spur for starting this movement. Congrats must also go out to Demon and Sam who got engaged during their trip to Thailand. Really, who didn’t see that one coming? We then ate the well prepared food of Piles and Chef (Another reason we call his chef) and enough salads to feed an army. It was then time for Secret Santa, Woooohooo!

Some really interesting presents were opened this year, trying to top last year bogey prize of a Boney M cd and the top prize of Fundies. Favourites this year included a pregnancy test and Hot Shots dvd.

I ended up with a packet of gums and halls.lol. Bubbles was very impressed with her prize! I am sure her and brundle didn’t get much sleep, something a little different compared to the mango chilli relish they are used to.

After all the presents were handed out, Brundle decided that now was a good time to attempt the 100 club (That’s 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes, no chundering, no bathroom breaks). With D as his official time keeper he set out on his way. The poor lad got to 92 before making a NSTC (No So Tactical Chunder) in the bushes. It was like getting to the stadium while running the Comrades, stepping onto the grass and breaking your leg. But even thou he failed on the last hurdle, he was in high spirits.

And so ended another successful braai at Bubs. People starting to carefully plan their exit strategies, I waited til guitar hero was out before I made a quick dash to the door (I am sure Bubbles foundation is starting to cave because her passage is very uneven, I was falling all over the place). I remember leaning against the wall thinking the next time that front door spins around I have to get through it. It took me 10 minutes, but I eventually got outside. Awesome night and I’m sure that everyone felt like crap on Sunday.

Special thanks must go out to Thad Castle who gave us free tickets to the gun show.