Player Profile #1 - Bob

As I have said before. I want you to meet all the players or people of importance at CPUTMutual Hockey club. I will be loading a players profile up whenever there is a lull or I’m just a little bored and have sometime. First up we have my 1/2 brother Robbie Juan Pablo Federico Lorenzo Marcos Hernandez Williams……but we just call him Bob. Below there is a quick Q&A to tell you a little more about each player mentioned in the profile and their choice of beverage in case you encounter them at a bar, it’s a great ice breaker.

Full Name: Robbie Williams                                         Nickname: Bob/ Pablo / Hernandez

Date of birth:  15-04-1986                                             Star sign: Aries – Ram…lol

Playing position: Centre Link                                       Year joined the club: 2005

Yes his name really is Robbie Williams. But when you arrive in South Africa illegally and need an id book, you can pick which ever name you want. Hailing from the mountains of Izataccihuatl (yes that’s in Mexico), he was forced to swim in the cold mountain dams and rivers training so that one day he would be strong enough to swim his way to a better life.

Somehow getting lost of his way to the UK and on a family outing to the beach I stumbled across him on the beach. I asked my parents if I could take him home as a pet and the rest is history. In recent times the handstand funnel seems to be his new party trick. Bob is one of those people that never seem to leave a party and want to drag you out afterwards so if you want to go for a casual beer, make sure you have a power nap before. Also be weary that he obviously has no problem crossing borders so you could end up anywhere. But he is the most useless person in the morning until around 2pm. I wonder why.

Favourite sexual position: Wouldn’t tell u that…(its probably the breast stroke)

Siblings: a ½ Brother

                Would you say your sibling is sexy? Of course! He is amazing. I strive to be more and    more like him every day.

Bra size: N/A

Relationship status: In a relationship – sorry guys he is taken.

Favourite ‘down down’ song: Here’s to old Bob, old Bob, old Bob. Here’s to old Bob the dirty old shit. He keeps us awaiting while he’s masturbating, here’s to old Bob the dirty old shit. Singing 1,2,3,4,5…

Catch phrase: Blap

Favourite colour: Blue

Most embarrassing moment: got a cramp in my leg while swimming across the boarder

Weirdest/worst habit: I sometimes forget to speak in English.

Beverage of choice: Castle Lite