Player Profile #2 - Goose

Full Name: Mark Andre Goosen             Nickname: Goose

Date of birth: 1981-06-23                      Star sign: Cancer–funny I thought it would be an STD

Playing position: Sweeper                       Year joined the club: 2008

Like everyone has that dodgy uncle that they don’t want to hug or be left alone in the same room with, we have Goose. Marticulating from SACS and studying further to be a paediatrician, so he could get paid to see little kids, he was later stripped of his licence and quickly jumped into the IT sector.  Realising that it would be easier to unblock his sites and have regular access to uncapped lines if the was in the IT business.

Dodgy as he is, he is still great fun to have around. As long as you don’t bend over in front of him, shower with him after a match, leave your children/girlfriends alone with him and expect him not to make a dirty comment.

Most of the time you will find him ‘hunting’ at Tiger where he has become a regular. He is currently our Club Captain for the 2012 year ,a position he has held since since 2010.

Favourite sexual position: Reverse Cowgirl

Siblings: Dale and Karen

Would you say your sibling is sexy? Family with Goose…who cares. No idea how they both married

Bra size: 36 B

Relationship status: Single

Favourite ‘down down’ song: What feathers does a Goose have? down down down

Catch phrase: Only you, Goose (always said to him)

Favourite colour: Blue

Most embarrassing moment: Does it look like i get embarrassed, I embarrass people.

Weirdest/worst habit: Forgetting to check ID (woops my bad).

Beverage of choice: Amstel