Full Name: Damien William Calitz Nickname: Demon
Date of birth: 03-09-1977 BC Star sign: Virgo
Playing position: Goal machine (Anywhere but keeper)
Year joined the club: 1998 Old Mutual Hockey Club – founding member of MCPUT 2003
Known as the oldest person able to walk, never mind the oldest to attempt to play hockey, Demon has been around since the dawn of time. One of the few original Mutual players left, the rest you will see on the side of the road when driving from Grandwest to the club.
Normally a great asset to have in your attack, that is when he stays on the field, but also a great asset when you are trying to force an injury. Lose possession to the play you want off the pitch and let Demon do the rest. If Demon were a Mortal Kombat character, his Fatality finishing move would be appearing behind the victim, running in at speed, shoving his hand in the middle of the poor guys back and finishing off with a highlander style swinging stick catching the guy in the guy and tearing him in two. Demon usually pulls off at least two or three of these tackles a game.
As much shit as we give him about his mid-life crisis car, in the end it will be of great use for Goose because his girlfriends would love to be dropped off in them when they have their Matric dances (in 5 years). Our make-shift accountant makes us wonder how the club ran at a huge loss and yet he could afford a new car and a holiday in Thailand #JustSaying.
Favourite sexual position: Depends on which page of then Karma Sutra I am on.
Siblings: 2 younger brothers
Would you say your sibling is sexy? Well Raymond is a model so I guess good genes run in the family.
Bra size: 32 AAA
Relationship status: Betrothed
Favourite ‘down down’song: Here’s to Demon and the way he does the hoola!! Here’s to Demon and the way he does the Hoola!!! The Hooooooooollllaaaaaaa!!!! Ho la ho la la
Catch phrase: dooooooowit
Favourite colour: Red
Most embarrassing moment: Everyone who is important and was there for my bday ‘down-down’ and knows
Weirdest/worst habit: Keep getting mistaken for team mates and getting their cards. lol
Beverage of choice: The captain is the ONLY beverage
Full Name: Samantha Anne de Reuck Nickname: Spoons, Bathroom Betty
Date of birth: 23-10-1983 Star sign: Scorpio
Playing position: Bench…..next to Demon
Year joined the club: N/A first appearance at the club 2008
Her claim to fame happened at Demons 40th birthday celebration at the club after a hard practice. Just like Cinderella they had to disappear to the bathroom stall before 12’o clock or absolutely nothing would happen. She was the only one to see Demon in his birthday suit that day, so she has my respect in taking one for the team.
Favourite sexual position: For us to know. Doesn’t really matter anyway because she is always possessed………she has a ‘little Demon’ inside of her.
Siblings: 1 younger brothers
Would you say your sibling is sexy? Yes it’s in the jeans……yeah I know, check out the spelling.lol. Levi’s
Bra size: 34 C
Relationship status: Engaged
Favourite ‘down down’ song: I don’t do “down downs”
Catch phrase: Don’t really have one. I seem to say really a lot.
Favourite colour: Red
Most embarrassing moment: Quite a few..Tripping on the step at Tin Roof, losing a heel and watch in the process but didn’t spill my beverage
Weirdest/worst habit: Hoarding strategic mountains of clothes
Beverage of choice: Vodka, lime & lemonade / Spiced gold & coke
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