Song 11 - Province Rangers

Aaaaaah yes, finally brings us to one of my favourite tour songs. A great song for those who have the memory of a fish and their brain can’t hold more than 2 songs. All you have to do in this song is to repeat what the ‘main’ singer is singing.

*Chorus*

We are Rangers

Province Rangers

We are drinking

In the morning

In the evening

Late at night

Two old women lying in the bed

One to the other so she said:

I wanna live me a life of danger

I’m gonna get me a Province Ranger

*Chorus*

Was a man from Bugnor Regis

He had a 10 foot erect penis

Tell you this and it’s the truth

Erect penis through the roof

*Chorus*

Was a girl from Leicester City

She had whiskey on her titty

Tell you this and its no lie

I would suck those titties dry

*Chorus*

Was a girl that was from Bournemouth

She had a cunt that was enormous

Tell you this and it’s no lie

You could fit a bus inside

*Chorus*

Was a girl form Indo-China

She had rice in her vagina

Tell you this and it’s no lie

We cooked up a mean stir-fry

*Chorus*

Four and twenty virgins came from Inverness

When the ball was over there were four and twenty less

Balls to your partner, arse against the wall

If you don’t get laid on Saturday night, you won’t get laid at all

We are Rangers

Province Rangers

We are drinking

In the morning

In the evening

All through the night

How’s your mother - all right

How’s your sister - too tight

When was the last time - last night

When is the next time - tonight

Is everybody happy: YAAAAAAAAA

Yours in awesomeness

Tosser