Songs 5 - Five sisters of Canterbury

What a lovely song. This is not one of those quick fines songs but a song that can be sung after fines. Always good to have a song like this to boost team morale. You have no idea how much more of a team you would feel like if you sung together.......Ladies you can stop reading now. lol

Five sisters from Canterbury

Got drunk of sherry and wine

They soon began to argue

No cunt’s as big as mine

The first sister said:

“Mine’s as big as a bus

Whenever I have an orgasm

I’ll cover you all in pus”

*chorus*

Roley poley, tickle my holey

Suck my slimy slew

Rub your nuts all over my guts

For we’re a horny crew

The second sister said:

“Mine’s as big as the sea

Ships sail in and ships sail out

And never bother me”

*chorus*

The third sister said:

“Mine’s as big as the air

Planes fly in and planes fly out

And never touch a hair”

*chorus*

The fourth sister said:

“That’s a load of balls

One of my monthly periods

Could flood Niagara Falls”

*chorus*

The fifth sister said:

“Mine’s as big as the moon

Rockets go up in January

And don’t come down til June”

*chorus*