Thursday, 2 August 2012

Songs 7



Well this gets up up to 25 songs and I think it is about time that we can start enforcing that no songs be repeated during a fines meeting. I love forcing people to remember songs. You know there are always those few guys who don’t know any songs and just remember ‘The Hula’ …lol

Song 21:
Shoot that tiger, shoot that cat, chunder chunder on the mat,
Chunder chunder cotch and spew, cotch on me I cotch on you,
Ooh aah, stick it in your grandma,
Ooh aah, stick it in your grandma, etc

Song 22:
Smash it in your face, Smash it in your face,
Ooh aah smash it in your face, face, face

Song 23:
Arseholes are cheap today, cheaper than yesterday
Little boys are half a crown, standing up or sitting
DOWN DOWN DOWN!!!

Song 24:
Simple Simon met a pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pieman, “What have you got there?”
PIES you fuck!! Now drink, drink, drink!!

Song 25:
Gaping love flaps oh so loose,
Let me see you shoot some juice juice juice!!

Yours in awesomeness
Tosser

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