Songs 9 - I wish that all the ladies

It has been a while since the last songs post. So i decided to drop this one quickly. Basically one person will sing and everyone just repeats what he says. Guys can take turn to be the 'main' singer. But in the end it comes down to who knows more verses. So here are the ones i have heard, no i have not even committed half of these to memory. lol

I wish that all the ladies, 
Were waves in the ocean, 
and i was a surfer, 
I'd ride 'em with my motion! 

A room-bop-a-do-bop

A rimidy rimidy do-bop

I wish that all the ladies,
Were bells in the tower,
and i was a bell boy,
I'd bang 'em every hour!

I wish that all the ladies,
We're buns on the shelf,
and I was a baker,
I'd cream em all my self!

I wish that all the laides,
We're holes in the road,
and I was a dump truck,
I'd fill em with my load!

I wish that all the ladies,
were bricks in a pile,
and i was a brickie,
I'd lay em with my style!

i wish that all the ladies,
were statues of Venus,
and i was a sculptor,
id shape em with my penis

i wish that all the ladies,
were sheep in the grass
and i was a kiwi
i'd fuck 'em in the arse

I wish all the ladies, 
were cabbage in patch,
and I was a farmer,
I'd pick'em by the snatch..

I wish that all the ladies,
Were grain in a bin,
And I was an auger, 
I'd stick it in and spin.

I wish that all the ladies,
Were birds in the sky,
And I was a hunter,
I'd shoot 'em in the eye.

I wish that all the ladies
Were like tables in bed
I'd make 'em suck my dick
and rest my beer on their head.

I wish that all the ladies
Were sail boats in a race
And I was the headwind
I'd blow it in their face

I wish that all the ladies
were bricks in the wall
and if i was a bricklayer
i would lay them one and all

I wish that all the ladies
were monkeys in a tree
and if i was a banana
they'd be sucking on me

I wish that all the ladies
were fish in a pool
and if I was a fisherman
I’d catch ‘em with my tool

I wish that all the ladies
were jockeys in a race
and I was a saddle
they’d sit upon on my face

I wish that all the Ladies
Were wheels on a car 
and i was the axle
i'd spin 'em on me bar

I wish that all the ladies
were buns in an oven
and I was a baker
I'd give 'em all my lovin'

I wish that all the ladies
were fish under a pier
and I was a native
I'd stab 'em with me spear

I wish that all the ladies
were sheep in the grass
and if i was an aussie
id fuck them up the arse

I wish that all the ladies
were wind out at sea
and I was a sail boat
then they’d all blow me!

I wish that all the ladies
Were laying in my bed
But if there was a fat one
I'd masturbate instead

I wish that all the ladies
were pies on a shelf
and I was a baker
I'd eat'em all myself

Yours in awesomeness

Tosser