Songs 10

Well after going for one at the Red Ox, getting home with an empty draught glass and a belly full of cheese burger you can imagine how 'in the mood' I am to do any actual work. So I thought i would dump another 5 songs here for you guys to learn. I think the songs are only going to get more and more crude from here on out.lol

Song 31:

Sing a song of syphilis, a pecker full of scabs.

Four and twenty black heads, twice as many crabs.

Pull back the foreskin and see the fuckers run,

What a fucking filthy thing to stick up Bondi’s bum bum bum

(bum, ba-da bum, ba-da bum bum – Williams Tell overture)

Song 32:

I wish I was a pommie

I do, I do

I wish I was a pommie

I do, I do

I’d walk into Trafalgar Square,

Say you Lord Nelson way up there

Fuck you, fuck you!

Song 33:

Up with the mini skirt, down with the pantyhose

And in with my donkey, my little red donkey

Works when I want it to ah ha, ah ha

Squirts when I want it to ah ha, ah ha

My little red donkey, my little red donkey

Hey jiggy jiggy, fuck the little piggy

Song 34:

Once a jolly bombardier caught a case of gonorrhoea

Under the shade of the syphilis tree,

And he sat and he watched, all the pimples on his penis burst

Who’ll come and ram it up Matilda with me

Ram it up Matilda, God I nearly killed her,

Who’ll come and ram it up Matilda with me

As he whipped it in and whipped it out,

And wiped it on his handkerchief

Who’ll come and ram it up Matilda with me

Song 35:

Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,

Had a wife and used to beat her,

Smacked her twice around the head,

Fucked her arse and went to bed drinking one, two, three, four

Yours in awesomeness

Tosser