Ok fine I couldn’t resist.
I will send one more mail.
Since I know you guys are going to miss me.
Firstly let me say that I hope you guys clicked on my link and have joined my fan page, it will mean a lot to me.
Well lets get down to it.
Everybody seems excited to see who will take home each award.
Please before going any further read the disclaimer below.
Ok, Im guessing no one read the disclaimer.
Im serious, read it.
Damn it Bob, just read it!
I really put a lot of effort into that Disclaimer.
Its even in Spanish for that Mexican boy who plays in our side.
OK first awards is for the top goal scorers of the season
Bob and Team Vis were tied for 1st with 7 goals each
Coming second was your fearless leader Tosser. Somehow I was always told that coming second was a good thing?
Next award goes to most assists for the season.
Again we had a very close battle, Fridge pipping Import in the last game move to the top spot.
Well done.
Next up, the ‘Take one for the team Award’, this we all know has to go to Team Vis when he ate turf earning us a flick against WPCC A. Well done mate. Looks like you have jumped on a few grenades before….
Special Flick of the season is again a tie. Team Vis picking up another award for his lifeless, semi retarded, broken lap rat of a shot against UCT B and 6-pack for his rolling wonder against WPCC A.
Well done guys, you are special
Tackle of the season is always a great award, This year it goes to Boogies from his flattening tackle against WPCC A, I still have no idea how his stick got to where it did.
The Kamran Akmal award goes to Sixes for diving not once, but twice in our own circle. How you stayed on the field without giving away a stroke is beyond me. lol
Piles wins yo-yo of the year.
Vis is tied with miss of the season with himself and himself again. Three of his shots were saves off the line….by a defender.
Also going to Team Vis is platter of the season. Since he did score two or three of them.
Congrats to Fridge who now has a new job, its on the corner of Main Road and Campground Road . A pimp obviously saw him play and realised he was a gem because he drops to his knees straight away for no reason.
Goal of the season, special mention must go to out 5 seconds from the start of the second half goal where Vis nuttied the keeper. But the winner goes to Lime, with his deflection without the keeper smelling it. Bollie also scored a few fantastic deflections where again the keeper, Fridge, didn’t smell it at all.Some one should show him that a post man stays on the post…..
And lastly, Tit of the season would have to go to Boogies and his amazing substitution skills. Twice coming on as a striker and twice subbing without anyone else coming on
In other news, Team Vis’ try outs with Leeds United didn’t go as well as planned. So looks like he will be staying at Mutual this season. Sorry guys I tried as much as I could to put in a good word.
To all those that won awards
Thanks for a good season guys.
Looking forward to the next one
Yours in awesomeness
Tosser
DISCLAIMER
These awards are fictitious and no monetary value will be exchanged, no prizes or certificates.
Estos premios son ficticios y ningún valor monetario será intercambiada, no premios o certificados.
These awards are also just for entertainment purposes only.
Estos premios son también sólo solo para el entretenimiento.
No one was harmed in the creating of these awards.
Nadie resultó herido en la creación de estos premios.
These awards were not tested on animals.
Estos premios no fueron probados en animales.
These awards are intended for fun, if you can’t take it in the manner it was intended, please log a complaint on my blogsite.
Estos premios están destinados a diversión, si no puede tomar en la forma en que se pretendía, por favor registre una denuncia sobre mi sitio-blog.
Otherwise you can reach me on my email address
En caso contrario puede alcanzar conmigo en mi dirección de correo electrónico
Or my cell
0844 UR P*#$
Kind regards
Darren Williams ™
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