Indoor Game Week #4 vs. Reddam (Titans)

09 February 2012

Venue: UCT A

Opponents: Reddam

Hampered by injuries (Mick – broken arm) and miscommunication (Storti – AWOL) Titans took the pitch at UCT A to improve our goal difference against Reddam B. The match did not disappoint.

I slotted an early goal, and then some other players got goals, and we finished the half 4 – 0 up. The half time talk was clearly more productive than last week, focussed on ensuring that our goal difference was better than Vikings (who only managed a miserable 8 – 1 victory over the Reddam kids).

The second half was a massacre, with another 9 goals coming our way. At Mutual we are always trying to show off our club spirit and what kind, caring and nurturing people we are (ladies section #toosoon?), so we gifted them with a goal, to keep their hopes up, that life might get better one day and, if all else fails, the Reddam boys still have a trust fund to fall back on. 

Final Score Titans 13 – 1 Reddam.

Goal scorers ended:

Shooter – 3

Tim – 2

Mini – 2

Cracker – 5

Eric – 1

Special mention must be made of Tails, who did all the hard work in winning the stroke (grudgingly given by KFM) and then got denied by a full stretch keeper, and Tombraider, who decided that forward is a good position to play the last 105 seconds. He got two platters and failed to finish both. Cracker was as lethal as always at short corner time.

As Vikings convincingly ripped apart Rusty’s side last night, next week’s fixture is a must win for Titans. Titans vs Vikings, Monday, 8:30, SANDF. Come down and watch the clash of the Titans... and the Vikings...

Now some smack talk:

Vikings are so stupid they try to put m&ms in alphabetical order.

Vikings are so stupid they think you get Bluetooth from the orthodontist.

 Vikings are so clumsy they trip over cordless phones.

Vikings are so dirty they have to creep up on bathwater.

Vikings are so hairy the only language they speak is Wookie.

Maybe we should get Vis to ref this game...(Tosser - What about Dorathy, he has international experience now.)

Yours in “Tosser didn’t change my tagline!” (Tosser - I hate you)

Shooter