ull Name: Earl
Middleton Nickname: Earl
Date of
birth: 29-11-1978 Star
sign: Sagittarian
Year joined the club: 2007
Playing
position: (He left this blank. Lol)
Probably because he hasn’t played since 2007
Randy was born
dancing on the stage at Tiger or anywhere actually. Known to the ladies at
Tiger as the ‘better one’ from 10 Grove Villa. We are all waiting for the day
he decides to leave the keys to his baby on the bar at the club. I call shot
gun first! He was very lucky not to lose his bike in his recent divorce
#TooSoon?
However
plagues by injury lately this bubble boy has been unable to last 5 minutes on
the astro in the last 2 years, much like his house mate Goose who had a night
‘game’ with the flood lights off. #TellBoobs.
Favourite
sexual position: First…second is for losers
Siblings: None
Bra size: 34AAA
– Dr 90210 dude said breast reduction is not possible until I retire from
hockey
Relationship
status: *delete* - Single
Favourite
‘down down’ song: Here’s to Randy and the way he does the hoola!! Here’s to
Randy and the way he does the Hoola!!! The Hooooooooollllaaaaaaa!!!!
Catch phrase:
Piele. Jas. Hi, my name is Earl
Favourite
colour: Blue
Most
embarrassing moment: I don’t remember any of them…so they never happened
Weirdest/worst
habit: Trying to Motorboat chicks when intoxicated….Holly you cannot say no
forever!!
Beverage of
choice: Heineken & Spice Gold and coke
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