Tuesday, 22 May 2012

Winter League Game Week #5 - vs Pinelands (Mens 3s)


Good morning guys

The thorough bred 3s are still unbeaten! Things to focus on or mention:
1.       No cards and clean sheet – Good job.
2.       At times the links are not getting back to defend. I know our defence is amazing, but we do not get that bored at the back.

19 May 2012
Venue: Hartleyvale
Opponents: Pinelands

So the through-bred 3s arrived at Hartleyvale with expectations that this was to be another tough match. So as always we seemed to leave the warm up quite late and managed to get half an ozzy in for Sherman to warm up. Yes a warm up. First time that has happened in three games.

As usual we started playing Iron man, (This seems to have become a habit with the 3s with Winders and Sparky arriving late. 11 Men and no subs) we seemed to go right into attack mode this game not even feeling the Pinelands side out or trying to spot their weakness. This proved to be the right attitude with Blake finding himself in just enough space in to slap home a pass from Pete. Mutual 1 – 0 Pinelands.

Pinelands hadn’t even really centred off yet and we found ourselves in their D again pushing for the second. Rusty (Welcome back after being promoted from the 2s back to us) made a great break down the centre of the park forcing the aging goalkeeper to commit and slipping it under him to Blake to quickly double Mutuals lead. Mutual 2 – 0 Pinelands.

Pinelands tried desperately to slow the game down, breaking down play when they could and then beating river ball upon river ball to relieve pressure. FINALLY Scooter decides to break his goal scoring virginity and get on the score sheet, realising what he has been trying to do for so long (Smash the ball thru the keepers head) didn’t actually need to be done. A simple ‘blake finish’ was all that was needed. (2 meters from the goal line slap). Mutual 3 – 0 Pinelands.

The 3s, soon to be known as the Mutual Sharks, could smell the blood on the field and decided to go straight for the jugular! With Winders braking down the line and slipping a 45 pass to Demon who received it halfway inside the circle, finishing it on his reverse. Two amazing feats happened there, Demon on the score card (Not for being sent off the field) and Winders making his first pass of the game. Mutual 4 – 0 Pinelands.

Pinelands managed to get into our half of the field and make our amazing sweeper look like a beacon. A school boy scramimaging him on base line, only to come face to face with Mick who put in a great tackle to see the ball clear. Mutual seemed to turn off the gas burners for a few minutes after that and allow Pinelands into the game. Pinelands giving a few quick 1-2s and breaking our defence for the first time. Having a shot toward the bottom corner of the goals only to find Shermans stick, who made an amazing full stretched stick save to his right. (This would be the only action he got all day….until he got off the field)

Moments before the half time whistle sounded, Blake decided to seal the deal with his first hatrick of the season. A ball being smashed across the D and having the weakest of touches to it. Blake foxing the keeper with the lack of pace on the ball, but who cares, it went in. Mutual 5 – 0 Pinelands.

At half time the boys were all in high spirits, a couple of jokes involving a broomstick were made. But we focused on the task at hand. Since Vis was not in the goals this week, we had a chance to get that long awaited clean sheet.

The second half started and all of a sudden we seemed to be under immense pressure. Probably for the first 7 minutes of the half. Shooter will tell you that this was because he started the first 7 on the bench….I and leaning towards agreeing with him. It seemed like as he stepped on he calmed the storm. So after 7 minutes of flat out defending we resumed our attacking mind set.

It took a while for the next goal to come. Scooter thinking its time to catch up on his goal scoring tally caught a ball on the half volley and smashed it into the goals! It was really one of the most well worked team goals I have seen in ages. The ball moving from right to left, back to the right, up the line and back out. Was really wonderful to see the team gelling so well. Mutual 6 – 0 Pinelands.

Mutual now getting some forward momentum and wanting to up our goal difference.  We were awarded our first short corner of the game, Tosser stepping up to the top of the D (realising his current form) wanted nothing to do with this shorty. We (By ‘we’, I mean ‘I’) decided that a slip to Caveman would do just fine. What happened next I have no idea how to explain, a missed stop which rolled over Cavemans hand. Caveman did a quick pirouette and getting the ball under control he smashed it into the D only to find our poacher Blake on p-spot to score his 4th and Mutuals 7th goal. Mutual 7 – 0 Pinelands.

With the game well in the bag and a couple of minutes left, Winders came to the party as well, from p-spot as well (I think Blake should have trademarked his scoring technique before this game). Mutual 8 – 0 Pinelands.

With Mutual winding down the clock now, thinking about that victorious beer we were going to have after the game in the changing rooms right next to the broom closet. The strikers seems to still be hungry for more. Another great passage of play saw young Spud get the ball to the right of top D, then with all the strength the little guy could muster up roofed the ball. I mean he hit that ball so hard that when it bounced off the net the keeper hadn’t even moved. It was so fast the poor keeper didn’t even have time to shit himself. Mutual 9 – 0 Pinelands.

Final Score Mutual 9 – 0 Pinelands

Next Game:
Saturday 26th May @ Mutual
Time: 18h00
Opponents: Somerset West

With another win in the bag making it a total of 4, we are creeping closer and closer to that benchmark figure of 13 wins for the season. Somerset West has not had many favourable results this season, but as always no team is to be taken likely in this league. A goal difference of 7 is separating us from the young ladies 3s in the race for team of the season, the “Thorough bred” 3s with a game in hand.

Yours in awesomeness
Tosser

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