Player Profile #19 - Sparky

Full Name: Graeme Rene Colman                                             Nickname: Sparky

Date of birth:  19-01-1988                                                             Star sign: Capricorn

Playing position:  Forward                                                            Year joined the club: 2007

Hailing from the shit hills of Wynberg this sad mofo joined the club 5 years back. Not being too clued up on the ‘Buffalo Rules’ we quickly took advantage of this and by week 3 he had a thorough knowledge of the rules….and no skin on his knee caps from crawling home.

Taking the entire season off last year because he was sick (Apparently a broken nail takes a year to grow back) this chap should be well rested for the upcoming season. For those of you who were at the 3’s game this weekend you would have seen Sparky in action, or at least on the field. Seems like while he was spending his off season recuperating the doctor prescribed pies to help him get well. This has obviously had the wrong effect on his speed. I think even I managed to last longer that he did.....NO I will not prove it.

After a couple of beers Sparky will start roaring/barking. We are still not sure what to call this, but this burp can be heard from miles away. It is definitely part of his mating call. Sparky has been given the job of coaching the 2s this year, so if you see him playing and wonder how the F he got into the team..you know now!

Favourite sexual position: Definitely cowgirl

Siblings: 1 sister. She is pretty (SHOTGUN)

Bra size: Don't know bra size and not finding out

Relationship status: Single

Favourite ‘down down’ song: If you go down to the woods today, you're in for a big surprise, cause all the trees will be chopped down, down, down
Catch phrase: Like a BOSS

Favourite colour: Red

Most embarrassing moment: sitting with my dad at forries! So my girlfiend sends my a kinky message... So I send her one back telling her how tonight is gna go down! I sent it to my dad instead off my girlfriend! Not fun

Weirdest/worst habit: if my one eye is itchy, I'll scratch it, then I have to scratch my other eye just because! Or I'm ocd in the sense that everything must be equal and straight Beverage of choice: Castle