I know what you are all thinking, how the YES Appreciation
Society was started. Well it all started in 1989, the 12th of April
to be exact, when after 9 months of waiting “Leanne Michelle Adair” was brought
into this world. Almost 23 years later Mutual Hockey Club has taken it upon
themselves to appreciate this little miracle.
She was just a small time girl, living in a lonely world, she took the midnight train to Caaaaaape Town – Yeah that just happened. Now studying EMC – Emergency Medical Care (This is just a really long name for someone that kisses unconscious people – or CPR technician) at Cape Peninsula University of Technology (or CPUT) in her second year.
She was just a small time girl, living in a lonely world, she took the midnight train to Caaaaaape Town – Yeah that just happened. Now studying EMC – Emergency Medical Care (This is just a really long name for someone that kisses unconscious people – or CPR technician) at Cape Peninsula University of Technology (or CPUT) in her second year.
Although single, she has more body guards than the president
with 1 brother and 3 step-brothers. Best bet would be to hang around the bar at
the hockey club with a Hunters in your hand and when she arrives make up some
excuse like ‘They got my order wrong’.
Another idea would be to take up golfing, I know she works
as a waitress for *CENSORED*. Damn
it…how does the 2TLCC do that? (2nd Team Ladies Censorship
Committee) I’m not even mad, I am quite impressed.
Anyway, back to our ‘not so secret anymore’ society.
Membership is free and we even have a BBM group dedicated to the arrival of
this newbie to Mutual hockey Club.
With a smile that brightens up a room and a face perfectly
suited for Photoshop, a big warm Green & Blue welcome to Yes.
*DISCLAIMER*
Please note that
these pictures have been altered and in no way resemble Yes’ body/boobs.
Actually I can’t even say that. Maybe they do look like that. I don’t know. Ok,
lets start over. It is her face, on someone else’s body. She did not pose for
these pics…yet. At the time of press release we were unable to get in contact
with her and had to improvise. Credit must go to “Trish Stratus” – that orange
bikini belongs to her. WAWAWEWA
I love Photoshop. A
special thanks must go out to Damien Kasselman who made this all possible.
This is Yes, taking her punishment like a woman. (Or assuming the position) Setting a new record at the club for the most push-ups accumulated in a 24 hour period. 110 - No this is not a typo. She got caught 11 times. Some of my favourites:
1. After adding her on BBM, I asked who's pin is this? BOOOM
2. Sending her email address straight back to her and asking her who's email address? BOOOM
3. After seeing the first pic in this post. Is that your hair? No its not - BOOOM
4. Who's vote should count the most regarding which pics we get to put up? BOOOM
5. Why are you carrying that stick, who's is it? BOOOM
Yours in awesomeness
Tosser
This is Yes, taking her punishment like a woman. (Or assuming the position) Setting a new record at the club for the most push-ups accumulated in a 24 hour period. 110 - No this is not a typo. She got caught 11 times. Some of my favourites:
1. After adding her on BBM, I asked who's pin is this? BOOOM
2. Sending her email address straight back to her and asking her who's email address? BOOOM
3. After seeing the first pic in this post. Is that your hair? No its not - BOOOM
4. Who's vote should count the most regarding which pics we get to put up? BOOOM
5. Why are you carrying that stick, who's is it? BOOOM
Yours in awesomeness
Tosser
I have to say, she was making it way to easy for you Tosser and i wasn't talking about her being on her hands and knee's. i hope we get video uploads for the 70 that she still owes
ReplyDeleteup loadable files sizes are restricted to 1 gig, it took her most of the mens 1s practice to do the 40, so for 70 i better use the black and white video camera. If i used Shooters HD camera the file would be too big to store....anywhere
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