I am not sure who of you have heard about the shocking news. This weekend past after a rough night at Tiger, Goose was at it again trapping the little people. No, I do not mean kids this time. One of his traps went off at 5am, this trap is usually used to stop someone from escaping, not for trapping someone on the way in.
So #10 Grove Villa was in the newspapers again for an 'incident' in the wee hours of the morning. I am sure 'Charlie' was not too happy that one of his Oompa Lumpa's escaped the Chocolate Factory and went out for a night on the town with the Grove Villa boys. He might even sure damages after the two 'guardians' left the oompa lumpa alone at tiger disappearing off with (theirs names have been removed for security reasons, so lets call them...) Ultra and Ms Zeta-Jones.
How he thought he would ever fit through the burglar bars is a mystery, what is even a bigger mystery is how he managed to reach the window in the first place. There must have been a trampoline outside so he could get up there.
Any way at the end of the night (or beginning of the morning) the midget was removed from the window unharmed except for a bruised ego. Fortunately for Goose and his 'suspended sentence' no sexual assault charge was laid.....Although something was laid that night......Well everything in #10 Grove Villa was laid....Except Bastick. #TooSoon?
Yours in awesomeness
Tosser
I still cannot believe Randy or Goose never took a pick while he was stuck in the window. disappointing i tell you.
ReplyDeletehonestly i would have just kicked him until he squished back out the way he came in.
Oompa loompa .wahahhaahah... Rather silly act even for a short guy, maybe he must go as captain short to a party themed aptly superhereos that never made tv!
ReplyDeleteI would have left him there to charge my phone and gone back later to take a pic. I would expect the same thing to be done to me.
ReplyDeleteI think its time for another player profile....